啦啦啦啦哈 发表于 2017-7-11 13:18:51

【每日一乐】还有没有便宜一点儿东西

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store.
"Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.
What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend."

啦啦啦啦哈 发表于 2017-7-11 13:20:53

译文:
一个小偷在一家珠宝店企图偷走一只手表的时候被当场擒获。
“听着,”小偷说,“我知道你们也不想惹麻烦。
我把这只表买下,然后我们就当什么也没发生,你看怎样?”
经理表示同意,然后列了一张售货单。
小偷看着单子说道:“这比我最初的预算稍稍高了一点,你们还有没有便宜一点儿东西。”

梦想家 发表于 2017-12-25 12:57:55

1111

wengwuwei 发表于 2017-12-25 13:05:07

:lol

cclovely 发表于 2017-12-28 10:14:29

:lol

郭小贱 发表于 2017-12-28 11:01:20

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